Improvisation while playing is an area I've not yet dared venture into!
My friend you are mad like a... like a...
I can't get a good comparison.
Wait, I got it!
Like a deaf man
that want to improvise on the ocarina!!!!
Now, that's a good comparison. I will use your story as a reference milestone for oddity

Keep us up to date about how your strange journey is going (this is by far the craziest story I've read on the forum - and one of the craziest in general: I don't want to miss any piece of it)!